It's like Christmas Eve for all those giddy girls and boys in newsland. No, Santa's not coming. Waaaaaaay better. Coming our way.... A DISASTROUS WINTER STORM!
This is right up there with swine flu, sex offenders, and the second coming.
Yes. On mornings like this, news directors and general managers wake up with little grins on their faces. They spring out of bed, race into the newsroom, and turn on their secretly located *FEAR OF GOD* machine. Soon, y'all been tuning in to hear your local twenty-something news reporter tell you when the Apocalypse will take your life... *and* where you can stock up on bread, milk and eggs... (so you can have a some french toast before you bite the dust).
Of course, I don't think the suits *wish* death and destruction on the viewers (giving a few the benefit of the doubt). BUT, I don't think they'd mind if you felt it best to run out and gather animals two by two for the Ark.
Just remember, THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR! Coming up tonight at 9, we'll tell you when.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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