Jerry Springer ...

Somedays I do believe my job as a journalist has been switched to host of Springer. You know, the shows titled, "Is the baby daddy sleeping with the baby mama's sister?" or... "Is her fiancé really a woman and a drug dealer?" ... In the end we all know these show titles are just rhetorical questions... and unfortunately, a good description of the story I'll be reporting on tonight's news.

Now, you'll have to excuse me, I believe the baby daddy's dealer is calling me back to confirm he's no criminal, just a victim in a love triangle.

God help me.