Just north of downtown, these words came out of my mouth last night during a *breaking news* live shot:
"A horse posse, men with rifles and shotguns on horseback appeared and cornered a car on a dead end street. Police arrested the man on the black and white horse and are looking for the other four horsemen."
The back story? Just as good. See if you can follow:
First, earlier in the evening, ex boyfriend sees ex girlfriend with another man. (In his car at this point) He rams her vehicle and drives off.
Next, she says, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" ...tracks down his car and starts taking camera phone pictures of the vehicle to prove his role in the hit and run.
Then, he finds her in the driveway taking pictures and he says, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!". She tries to drive away.
So naturally, that's when the ex boyfriend calls in his posse, *his horse posse*, to block her in on the dead end street.
She says, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" and revs up the engine. After a brief standoff with the equestrian thugs, she broke through the cavalry line.
Lesson to be learned: tricked out low rider Vs horse posse... the sweet ride always wins.


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