Late night emails

Busy day today.  No time to eat real food, so I rolled the dice with a *triangle sandwich* from the gas station. 

Call it the Bermuda Triangle of death for your stomach. Whatever.  The Landshire Premium Select is nothing compared to what this reporter's stomach has endured in years past. (see: leftover sub sandwiches left at assignment desk from sales department meeting the day before  and chips and salsa left in break room from yet another sales department sponsored function the week before... it's all been eaten and enjoyed by this reporter, and many of my colleagues, I would like to add). No sickness reported here.  My stomach is titanium.  It can crush anything that I force on it. 

Having said that, whatever artificial chemicals and toxins may have been lurking in that triangle of terror may be what has kept me up late tonight, feeling far from sleepy.  As I was checking email, I ran across the following viewer email. Perhaps this young man ate two or three or four pepper jack cheese supremes before writing this email.  But I suspect he may have taken some special *treats* as well. Follow if you can:

THERE IS A HUMMING NOISE IN MY HOUSE THAT is driving me crazy. it has made me loose sleep and i could not go to work. i have very very good hearing ....I started to notice this low humming when i went to bed like it was going on and off this noise also went right thru my bed i could hear it in my pillow i could only hear it on the side of the houise that has the meter boxes on the outside wall i also shut the entire house down and still heard this noise. the electriction came during the day so he did not hear anything.  i have done everything. i have lived in this house for 4 years and the first three have never heard this until the whole neighborhood went out. this is now affecting my health and i cannot afford to keep calling electrictions. it is now 3.30 in the moring i have to get up for work and cannot sleep because it is in the living room and my master bedroon help me please.i do not have a metal roofWHICH SOME PEOPLE CLAIM CAN HAVE THE HUMMING EFFECT IF A TRUCK PASSES BY. PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME

As always, thank you for sharing.