Mug Shots Of The Week

STAND DOWN LADIES!  There's only so much of J. Francis to go around.

Yes, I think he does his own hair and makeup. And yes, he IS winking at you. 

So the back story...

Francie was your standard druggie (wipe that shocked look off your face). 


But Francie had another little wholesome hobby that spiced up his Friday nights.

While Francie got high on shrooms, pot, and meth, he liked to play around with live military ammo from WWII.  THIS was a problem for the neighbors.

They were willing to love Francie for the dependable drug dealer he was. As one neighbor so eloquently put it, "We've known he's been selling drugs and crap like that for a long time."  And, that's ok.

But, after the neighbors found out about the military grade weapons in Francie's pantry, they IMMEDIATELY ... stewed it over... and thought about it (I imagine, it went a little something like this)... Oh, he has WWII ammo too? Damn. Ok.  *Now* we should probably call the Po Po on our dealer.  The meth lab *may* have blown the 'hood to Hell, but we know the bombs will. Damn it Francie!  

P.S. While Francie's glamour shot is up there with the best... B. Styles knows, he will always hold a special place in my heart.