A Hodgepodge Of Crazy.

A collection of recent viewer emails. Each emailed to the "please tv station fix this problem for me"/(my) email address. 

Anyone up for translating this gem?

"ex girl no drivr lic having 4 kids in car pd said so? this is wrong"

(again, please note, all emails are the ENTIRE email.  none of these Shakespeares were shortchanged.)

Next.

Scintillating social commentary.

"Not all Mexicans are drug cartel"

Noted.

And...

"Not all sex offenders are rapists or molesters. some just get caught in a sting."

For the record, the "sting" this individual is referring to is not a bee sting, it's an-- undercover cop catches men in a park kind of--sting.  So. 

Moving on to the pressing, life and death concerns from other viewers.

"can't find the names of all the players of the harlem globetrotters"

The horror!

And last but not least.

"What do you do when the mail man doesn't show up? How do I get my mail? Who do I call?"

To this email, I replied with one word:

GHOSTBUSTERS!

(Not really.  But a girl can dream. )