Let's call him Indiana Jones. Goes by the name of Brian. But Samurai Warrior or Indy Jonesy are both more appropriate. Why?
Our tweaker here was arrested for robbing a Whataburger. But please, read on. This freak show walks up to your friendly Whataburger counter, asks for a small fry, and then when the kind soul at the register tells him, that'll be $1.40. Brian didn't take kindly to that price.
He whips out his machete from his basketball shorts, (yes, I am wondering about the physics of all that too)... and he then informs the cashier, he will not in fact be paying for that small hot box of greasy goodness. Oh no. Our Whataburger warrior snatches the fries and runs away, sword and all.
No, he did not take money. No he did not harm a soul. The man just wanted his fries.
I hear that.
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